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Don't you just love it when someone owes you money and posts that they just bought some luxury item for themselves.
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02-08-2011 11:44
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I hate it when someone I don't like says something funny.
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06-13-2011 21:32 by
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Ladies: Please dress how you would like to be approached and talked to. Don't dress like a hoe and expect to be treated like a Queen.
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06-15-2011 03:59 by
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Now that Bin Laden is dead, can I finally bring shampoo on a plane?
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05-03-2011 07:40 by
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Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat.
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12-30-2012 15:28 by
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Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+
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05-01-2013 01:08
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thinks that if you post an album titled "WeDdInG PhoToS", you are probably too young to be married.
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04-16-2010 22:27 by
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If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my A$$ whooped, not a TV show.
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03-26-2010 18:14 by
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Anyone who says laughter is the best medicine has never had morphine.
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11-02-2010 23:11 by
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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11-10-2009 18:37 by
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My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
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01-10-2011 23:24 by
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FACT: The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first Hockey Helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies.....Quit Laughing.
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I hate it when I buy a hamster at the pet store, and it grows huge, becomes a rapper and steals my KIA...
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12-27-2011 20:50 by
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My son just spoke his first words to me: 'Dad, where the f**k have you been the last 20 years?!' It was so cute.
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10-24-2011 20:51 by
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Someone could get rich opening a business that untangles Christmas lights. Grrr....
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11-19-2011 13:14 by
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I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
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11-27-2011 14:56
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"Sir, could you please step out of the vehicle?" "I'm too drunk, Officer. You get in."
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02-17-2012 20:51 by
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If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be pissed...........
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06-02-2012 21:01 by
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I called my local pizza joint last night. I asked for a thin crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.
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05-07-2012 08:53
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No. Standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster.
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