anonymous Funny Status Messages

   what she said

   in your refrigerator.

   crunchy on the outside with a deliciously chewy center

   trying to convince the parents she is a responsible adult. So far it isn't an easy ride.

   vertically challenged

   marking his territory.

   "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

   "remember kids. If approached by a bear, rub your body with blueberry syrup and salmon."

   would be high on Life, but she doesn't want to snort the milk.

   wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person

   shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

   making love to a big hairy trucker named Kim

   missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?

   as seen on TV

   making the sun shine

   wanking over your profile picture

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   - Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?