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   messageicon Scientists they don't know why this is true, but it's true. Women with big rear ends live longer.. Men who tell them that, Don't."
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pizza+Coke+Double Chocolate Fudge=Life is good!!;)
←Rate | 07-15-2010 18:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon very keen on multitasking, and therefore doesn't appreciate being told which electronic products she can or cannot use while in the shower.
←Rate | 07-22-2010 14:14 by CS Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would like to give you a piece of my mind, but this is my last piece.
←Rate | 08-08-2010 02:11 by SS Dude Comments (1)  


   messageicon A headache: Not how I expected to start my weekend... I was thinking more of ENDING it with one!
←Rate | 10-23-2010 01:28 by BONNIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon In new tape, Bin Laden 'furious' that Brian Wilson has scarier beard.....
←Rate | 10-29-2010 13:35 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why be the doctor when you can be the patient? Why cook the food when you can eat it? Why drive the car when you can sit shot-gun? all these are reasons why I enjoy watching other people work.
←Rate | 11-08-2010 19:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 07:37 by kman Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I was at Arby's the other day and I thought, ‘Oh sh*t, I should take someone's order.”
←Rate | 11-12-2010 01:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad there isn't an option to hear the next five seconds after someone hits end on a call. Make no mistake that is when the truth comes out.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 20:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said "nothing is impossible" has obviously never seen me doing nothing.
←Rate | 12-04-2010 08:08 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing at "suggested" friends that he will never be friends with
←Rate | 08-25-2010 21:00 by tk Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should change the name from "Girls Gone Wild" to "Girls Got Drunk!!!"
←Rate | 08-31-2010 09:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may be surprising to know that hippos are the cause of more deaths in the wild than any other animal, but you can't say you weren't warned just how hungry they were.
←Rate | 09-04-2010 22:51 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest of us just don't think it's a problem.
←Rate | 10-02-2010 12:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You hate me? I didn't even know you existed.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go ahead, try and hang them with care and see if that holds. I'm hanging my stockings with tacks this year.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 10:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just let my mind wander, but it didn't come back yet.
←Rate | 01-10-2011 23:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I truly hope that we will all be friends until we are all old and senile...Then we can be NEW friends!!
←Rate | 01-12-2011 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 17:21 by SLONEY Comments (0)  



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