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Ladies.. Yall had 7 months to get mentally prepared for Football Season. We dealt with yall Loser Wives shows all year! 
My husband picks fights with me like he doesn't even value half of all his assets.
My facebook page is like a restaurant if you don't like what I am serving feel free to go somewhere else.
Sometimes I feel like kicking you in the face....but then again WHY should I help improve your looks?
I drink, therefore I am.
an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
wondering why cameras have round lenses that take square pictures.
I heard that if you sneak into the new twilight movie and blast justin bieber, the combination impregnates everyone.
Next time the Court of Justice selects me for Jury Duty , I'll bring an Octopus ...
Only on True Blood can you have a group of guys standing next to eachother buck naked, and have it not be gay.
This has been idiot week. Thank you so much for participating!!
I can only listen to you cybergripe about your problems for so long before I expect a pic of your boobs as payment for my services.
your so vain you probably think this status is about you.
needs 18 more Farmers Daughters.....but not in Farmville
reading a book....yea I know I was shocked too
was born cool, but global warming made me hot!
wondering why unemployment didn't find it funny when I sent them a bill for overtime due to excessive hours of job searching on weekends, nights and holidays.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
wishes I was bipolar, so I would at least have an excuse.
would like to see things your way, but unfortunately can't stick my head that far up my arse 