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says his ambition in life is to turn no into yes! 
thinking - No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
found Waldo!
knows your jealous because the voices are talking to him and not you.
eaten so many mini Eggs, that thinks a mini chicken is coming out of her belly!!
Mirror Mirror On the wall, Who has the Meanest Swagga of them All?
Just told a girl that she has two centipedes on her face but then I realized it was her drawn on eyebrows.
Your face is just fine, but you'll have to put a bag over that personality.
I completed one push up without stopping. Normally I go half way then take a break
remember, it is not a lie if you believe it!
What doesn't kill me, might make me kill you.
I'm Single Again But Now With Experience...
Ok soo Wal-Mart is full of people buying beer and chips it looks like Bin Laden "Death" will be a national celebration! wooohoo can I hear the Fire Works?
and now.. to Ollie Williams in the Black-u-breaking news room.. Ollie? OSAMA DEAD!!!!!
Although preseason football is like non-alcoholic beer, it feels like the lockout added 10% of alcohol content
There's something about the way you could ruin my entire life that makes me want you. - WOMEN
I can offer a blank stare and a pat on the back if you're looking for someone to console you.
I don't expect you to read my mind, you'll know how I feel when I set your stuff on fire.
The bathroom stall at any university has a bigger sense of brotherhood than any fraternity on campus. Our butt cheeks have touched the same surface, we are brothers. We are one.
If I know one thing, I certainly don't know what it is. 