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   messageicon I am the luckiest person in the world. Everyday I get a mail from Yahoo & MSN that I have won a lottery...
←Rate | 07-12-2010 06:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One hair on your head is not enough...but one hair in your food is too much.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 19:58 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you." "So is a grenade!"
←Rate | 08-15-2010 12:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon REALLY in the matrix......would I know though?
←Rate | 08-16-2010 17:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Hey. What do I do again?” -- Me greeting my boss every Monday morning.
←Rate | 08-17-2010 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I'd rather be home by myself then have to hang out with my friend's friends.
←Rate | 08-21-2010 11:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find Reality tv very educating... Every time somebody turns on a show, I go into the other room and read a book...
←Rate | 04-27-2010 02:26 by Joser Comments (1)  


   messageicon Interesting Factoid: Tall people earn $789 per year per inch more than shorter people.
←Rate | 04-28-2010 18:13 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon how can I miss you if you won't go away?
←Rate | 05-13-2010 20:10 by Eric Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will always cherish the nice things I assume you are saying about me.
←Rate | 06-06-2010 21:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has The Power To Make you read my status!! :D
←Rate | 06-11-2010 21:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the nashnul spelling bee champion
←Rate | 06-22-2010 04:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never been to Long Island... but I've had their ice tea so many times I feel like they owe me bail money.
←Rate | 06-18-2009 15:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious!
←Rate | 08-18-2009 11:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Many iPhone4 users are irrate that their wireless signal suddenly drops. Steve Jobs said the problem is in the software and recommends that they download the latest version of Apple's iDon'tcare.
←Rate | 08-25-2010 23:23 by Pierce Petree Comments (0)  


   messageicon my pants are like a cheap hotel, no ballroom
←Rate | 09-17-2010 19:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shake N' Bake
←Rate | 09-18-2010 09:42 by SHARPIE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan's upcoming film could be derailed by her failed drug tests. That is, unless her acting gets to it first.
←Rate | 09-22-2010 16:25 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really would've liked the movie about Facebook a whole lot more if it wasn't full of Farmville invites
←Rate | 09-30-2010 15:39 by jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon just seen Roy Hodgson speeding down the motorway at 140mph, with a splif in one hand a can of Carlsberg in the other. This fella will do anything for 3 points!!
←Rate | 10-05-2010 08:28 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  



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