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News Reporter: "So what inspired you to work with Chris Brown?" Rihanna: "Beats me..." 
It's been a boring day today. Not exactly Nascar boring, but awfully close.
♫ Good Morning USA, I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day. ♫
Okay, I have a confession to make. About 15 years ago, on a warm Saturday afternoon, just for a few moments, I stopped believing. Please don't tell Journey!!
Does this leaf make me look fat?" - Eve.
Why are armed citizens standing guard over their property called vigilantes but rioting anarchists called peaceful protesters?
Homework: "Do me!" Facebook: "Don`t listen to that slut."
My maths teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer
Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?
You're clearly God's gift to women...if God shopped at the dollar store.
What an amazing state .. Florida screws up elections and trials
Guys posting about the royal wedding should have their MAN CARDS revoked!!!
funny how guys show off there muscles just to get a woman's attention on here, but never show off brains........let alone their hearts.
Use OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", What does that make the Tennessee Titans?
I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!
they should just put a shamwow on the oil spill.
99 donuts cause the B!tch ate one
All my friends who have Girlfriends want to be single... All my friends who are single want girlfriend friends... As for me, I just want a slave...
What are three words a man doesn't want to hear during sex? "Honey i'm home!"
nothing worse than whacking the door frame with morning wood 