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Homework: "Do me!" Facebook: "Don`t listen to that slut." 
My maths teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer
Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?
You're clearly God's gift to women...if God shopped at the dollar store.
What an amazing state .. Florida screws up elections and trials
Guys posting about the royal wedding should have their MAN CARDS revoked!!!
funny how guys show off there muscles just to get a woman's attention on here, but never show off brains........let alone their hearts.
Use OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", What does that make the Tennessee Titans?
I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!
they should just put a shamwow on the oil spill.
99 donuts cause the B!tch ate one
All my friends who have Girlfriends want to be single... All my friends who are single want girlfriend friends... As for me, I just want a slave...
What are three words a man doesn't want to hear during sex? "Honey i'm home!"
nothing worse than whacking the door frame with morning wood
Growing up in New Orleans, Peyton Manning always dreamed he would throw the winning pass to help the Saints win the Super Bowl! Mission accomplished!
Today's Quote "Not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Hey guys. Everybody. let's all give Santa a break this year.......Be naughty.
My doctor recently took me off all my medications. It turns out I'm really an 82 year old man named Morris from Staten Island.
got kicked out of bowling tonight for spiking the ball after I made a strike. 