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Love is like a glass door… Sometimes you don't see it and it smacks you right in the face. 
-Grand Theft Auto is the only way I can express myself freely without any consequences....
believes the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse is the ground.
Arnold might not make a good dad... the whole "Hasta la vista baby" issue should have been the first clue!
Mission impossible: Living the champagne lifestyle on beer budget.
Be careful what you wish for... I may not fit in that bottle but I have great aim......
False hope is the only thing that gets me through the day
Just on Facebook to see what's going on, so I won't be surprised by CNN's Breaking News.
Troubles keep me interested in my life :)
I hope all of Osama's 72 virgins look and sound like Justin Bieber!!
thinking between the death of Osama bin Laden and the marriage of Kate Middleton and Prince William it's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business!!!!
I judge women by how comfortable their shoes are.
You really don't know a person until you realize they don't know how to spelle
I personally think that Hank Jr is just laying the groundwork for a stint on Dancing With the Stars........
I think it's kinda creepy that Facebook tells everyone where you are on every post.
If I was a doctor, I'd be so paranoid about catching all the diseases I know about.
If “Oscar De La Toya Jackson” isn't the best drag queen name ever, then I don't know what I'm doing in these heels and boxing gloves anymore.
An optimist is a person that falls off the empire state building and after 50 floor says so far so good!
I was only looking at your nametag, honest!
our life should be like a COMPUTER so we can maintain it by keeping only useful files n delete or format the corrupted files 