anonymous Funny Status Messages

   not supposed to be up this late...

   on my space trying to Google your you tube

   promoting global warming.

   spitting in your general direction

   going to the dark side they have cookies

   saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and he thought, ‘That is cool.' But then he saw another guy wearing a leather vest and he thought, ‘That is not cool'. Then he figured it out: ‘Cool' is all about leather sleeves.

   available in HD.....highly demented!!!!!

   "happy and you know it, so clap your hands!"

   so fine, he's so fine he blows your mind.

   crakalakin

   Feeding your dog Chocolate

   not scared of heights.... just widths!!!!

   Bob the builder! can we fix it?!!......no this time we're screwed

   looks so much cuter with something in her mouth

   so much cooler online!

   trying to get the taste of last night's date's mouth out of his mouth.

   just hung up with the muffin man. he said he's feeling crummy

   troubled by the thought of being not able to write a sensible status message

   you were on a horse and your uncle ~Jack helped you off, would to return the favor and help your uncle jack off a horse?

   sittin at a bar on the inside, waitin for his ride on the outside