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The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
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05-20-2022 05:27
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Happiness ~ is a cabin on 800 acres, 3 lakes, two mountains and no neighbors.
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05-24-2022 22:58
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Facebook reaction emoji’s look a lot like a relationship from start to finish. Like, Love, Ha-Ha, Wow, Crying, Angry.
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06-05-2022 02:54
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If your voice held no power, they wouldn’t try to silence you.
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06-14-2022 02:53
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Her: You remind me of the sea. Him: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting? Her: No, because you make me sick.
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06-14-2022 02:57
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Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
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07-23-2022 23:24
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The fact that people were hoarding toilet paper proves one thing. Humanity is full of crap.
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07-18-2022 01:27
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Welsh woman used to curse people by falling to their knees, pulling out their boobs, and screaming obscenities at their victim. It’s sad how we let some traditions die.
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07-18-2022 01:30
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Sometimes I make posts set to “only me.” That stuff is between me and the Feds.
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07-18-2022 01:31
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You think you’ve got it rough? Imagine being a trapeze artist with diarrhea.
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07-18-2022 01:27
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Your spouse is the best person to share secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone, because they’re not even listening.
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06-30-2022 01:04
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Aside from “life is short,” what other spurts of insanity do you use before making bad decisions?
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07-03-2022 11:23
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Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
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05-17-2022 10:10
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Doctor: Says here you get offended by strangers on the internet. I’m writing you a prescription for two testicles.
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05-24-2022 22:58
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Girls in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizza. Girls in 2022: choke me and hit me with your car.
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05-25-2022 02:59
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The key to happiness? Stay away from idiots.
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05-25-2022 03:02
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Were you a kid who stirred their ice cream with a spoon until it was soup, or were you normal?
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05-29-2022 00:41
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Coffee so strong, that for like 4 minutes you have hope.
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05-29-2022 00:41
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I’m sorry, the internet has ruined me. Whenever you say “shingles,” all I see in my head is Sean Connery scrolling through a dating app.
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05-29-2022 00:43
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The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.
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06-03-2022 02:54
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