Funny Status Message #207835

X says Just watched someone who bought a dozen eggs without even checking them first. Talk about an unhinged wealth flex. 🙄
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# 163470 I was at the super market. I bought 2 dozen eggs. I only looked stupid pushing 2 baskets. I would have been really stupid If I put all my eggs in 1 basket.
# 142761 I take things too literally. My mom sent me to the grocery store, “Get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” I came home with a dozen loaves of bread, and told her, "They had eggs."
# 207739 I have 2 dozen Large eggs , will trade for a New Snowmobile or Small truck

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