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   messageicon double ough seven
←Rate | 12-01-2008 16:23 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves the thought of me on you.
←Rate | 12-01-2008 21:55 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon more issues than your magazine.
←Rate | 12-02-2008 20:04 by Me! Comments (0)  


   messageicon above the influence.
←Rate | 12-02-2008 20:06 by Me! Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
←Rate | 12-03-2008 02:03 by Jake Finnan Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to buy a vowel.
←Rate | 12-03-2008 12:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY
←Rate | 12-04-2008 01:58 by The Cool Brian Comments (0)  


   messageicon back for the first time
←Rate | 12-05-2008 19:16 by Action Hank Comments (0)  


   messageicon calling doctor after 4 hour erection
←Rate | 12-06-2008 10:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon processing please wait
←Rate | 12-06-2008 16:19 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)  


   messageicon just two away from a threesome
←Rate | 12-06-2008 17:30 by Chad T Comments (0)  


   messageicon crunchy on the outside with a deliciously chewy center
←Rate | 12-06-2008 17:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what's for breakfast!
←Rate | 12-08-2008 05:50 by Brian666 Comments (0)  


   messageicon really thinks you should get help
←Rate | 12-09-2008 14:32 by Jess :d:d:d Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cooking pork chops in the toaster
←Rate | 12-10-2008 13:11 by Richie Comments (0)  


   messageicon an undiscovered comedy genius
←Rate | 12-10-2008 19:01 by Alice Duthie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(
←Rate | 12-12-2008 16:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Divided by zero
←Rate | 12-13-2008 14:23 by ♥vanessa | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon cutting your brakes
←Rate | 12-14-2008 00:09 by Lach Comments (0)  


   messageicon if she was a boy then he would be gay
←Rate | 12-14-2008 11:35 by Benboy Comments (0)  



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