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DAMN! Its a preview of Hell outside today!!! 
wondering if I'll ever be mature enough to stop laughing at the word "duty".
Thanks to Facebook, I no longer check breaking news, celebrity obituaries or wonder what the current weather is like.
The WHO has declared the flu pandemic officially over. It's good news but I'm not sure I trust Roger Daltry.
Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
According to the new astrological signs, astrology is still complete bullsh!t.
needs to have a fixed income... mine is broken.
Starting my new excercise routine- I am tired of looking like I have two sets of breasts.
if you think weakness can be turned into strength, I hate to tell you this buddy; but that is another weakness.
wondering if a turtle loses its shell, does that make it homeless or naked?
trying to remeber what she wasn't supposed to forget :-/
I looked away to not sneeze on my keyboard, and sneezed on the fan and it went in my face
was such a Don Juan growing up, the girls Don Juan anything to do with him...
“Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.”
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere
Watching NASA TV and the launch prep for STS-120 ... and I am somehow jealous that they get to leave the Earth.
When you see cupid,b!tch slap the little punk 4 me will ya!!!!!
Dishes done....check.....laundry folded....check.....kids in bed.....check. And my wife says I am emasculated! Maybe I should look it up in the dictionary to see what it really means....
optimist drowns in half full tub 