Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   whistling a merry tune

   one beer short of a six pack

   going places just as soon as he gets out of this freaking bed

   connecting his drainage to your bath tub...

   peeing in your Garden

   kicking it ol' school

   also available on Blu-ray!

   ? Who the hell is that?

   esta practicando su espa?ol

   coming to a theater near you!

   coming up so you better get this party started.

   the heebie da ba jeebies!

   Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar

   can ride their bike with no handle bars

   must be stored in a cool dry place away from sunlight.

   now available in widescreen.

   may contain traces of nuts.

   may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader

   boom chackalacka chackalacka (3x)

   attempting to give a damn