randizzle Funny Status Messages

   If only those tight shirts with the bedazzled wings on the back that some guys wear would allow them to fly far, far away, the world just might be a better place.

   If only those tight shirts with the bedazzled wings on the back that some guys wear would allow them to fly far, far away, the world just might be a better place.

   I've learned that if you say you're a bad liar, you can pretty much lie about anything.

   If Kanye can steal the mic...can Taylor really be called Swift?