Vybe Funny Status Messages

   doesn't really understand the big deal about walking a tightrope across Niagara Falls. I've been married for 14 years, try walking that tightrope Wallenda!

   going to watch the Mars Rover landing tonigt just to find out if chicks really have 3 boobs there.

   can't figure out if that kid on American Idol is Milli or Vanilli?

   thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.

   thinks it's ok to steal my status updates, but I just wanted to warn you that I lick each one before I post them.

   thinks when life hands me lemons, I think Great, more stuff to throw at the Raccoon that lives in my attic!

   s wondering....now that the US has passed heath Care Reform I wonder when Rush Limbaugh is leaving the country? Not soon enough I'm sure

   wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa

   think it "Has Bin" a Blast!

   hears that Charlie Sheen is giving Lynsay Lohan advice....Hey Charlie...People who live is glass houses usually have pretty cool stuff to snort Coke on!

   counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.

   thinking..Tiger driving and hitting trees is nothing new, but I will bet he hasn't hit one off a fire hydrant before.

   Went into my laundry room this morning where I have 4 bins segregated into Whites, Colours, Blacks, and Tans. Come on Whirlpool! Can't we live in a world where all laundry is created equal?

   Am I the only one when they heard about the hand & foot delivered to Ottawa I thought " that's sick!" But when the other set arrived in Vancouver 10 days later I thought "Wow, Canada Post Sucks!"

   thinks Dennis Leary said it best...."Ted Kennedy, great Senator, but a bad date!"

   thinking..​.throughou​t history, there have been places where great and creative minds have gathered to become greater...​it is more than likely that facebook is not one of those places....

   watching the news and cannot figure out what the big deal is with Gay marriages & Gay Weddings. Flowers, classical music, people dancing to the Village People and Sister Sledge. Aren't all weddings Gay?

   thinking his Leggo My Eggo Defense" will not hold up in a court of law.

   Watching American Idol and I was really hoping that first girl could sing.

   thinking most of these guys wouldn't make it to Hollywood Week on American Idol