Vitamin N Funny Status Messages

   only adding friends that Facebook suggests. If Facebook doesn't think you're worthy of his friendship, X doesn't either !!

   There is Breast Cancer, be Aware of it.......There! Doesn't that promote Breast Cancer Awareness a lot better than writing the name of a Fruit or the Colour of your Bra as your Facebook status?!?

   can cure Narcolepsy just by walking into the Room

   Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, -Everyone who actually Read it.

   Over Six Billion Dollars were spent on this Election Campaign, so that Americans can be in the exact same place they were in Before it started. Well done, America... Well. Done.

   Resistance is Not Futile...it's Voltage divided by Current

   The ability to get Pregnant is a Genetic trait. Scientific evidence shows that if your Parents never had any Children then neither will you...

   Just learned that you're supposed to Urinate on a Jellyfish Sting and NOT on a Jelly Roll Stain.......Sorry Sir.

   may have Memory Loss but, at least he doesn't have Memory Loss

   Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page...On the left-side, Click on "English (US)". When the window pops up, select "English(Upside Down)".

   wonders...If 7-11 is open 24hrs a Day, 365 Days a year......Why are there locks on the door?

   My heart goes out to all those Frustrated people who are Stuck in Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles...

   Dear Moammar Gaddafi, Let Bin Laden be a message to you. If you do not stop, the United States will get you.......in 10 years...

   Sometimes I think that the only reason that the United States goes to War with countries is to help American kids learn Geography...before the War, how many of them could tell you where Afghanistan is?

   Officially out of Liquor Stores within a 25km radius that don't Recognize me as soon as I walk in the door...

   : If Blind people wear Dark Glasses...why don't Deaf people wear Earmuffs?

   Honestly autocorrect...I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt.

   I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use Real dinosaurs...

   thinks it's kind of cruel that those people who fought in WWII and survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray are now referred to as 'Seasoned Veterans'....

   1) Go to Google Translate 2) Type in “Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty” 3) Translate: English to Vietnamese 4) Copy & paste the Vietnamese words back into translator 5) Translate: Vietnamese to English 6) Laugh Uncontrollably!!