Nick Funny Status Messages

   and asks the bartender, "how much for a drink?" A neutrino walks into a bar

   my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, Nick, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her soul, she was really onto something..

   watching Mad Men and thinking the term "AMC Originals" is an oxymoron.

   Going to a strip club when your married is like going to mercedes dealership and not being able to to take one home.