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Some people should use glue stick for lip balm.
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06-02-2012 18:16 by
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The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.
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04-16-2012 13:02 by
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To err is human , to arr is Pirate ...
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04-16-2012 13:19 by
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him
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04-23-2012 12:51 by
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The girl said we were not spending enough time together, so we went to a movie,, she dragged me to Twilight,,, breakup T- minus one hour twenty three minutes!!
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02-07-2012 22:31 by
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When discussing geology and erosion, I often get sedimental and break down.
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04-23-2012 10:45 by
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The noblest of dogs of all dogs is the hot dog , It feeds the hand that bites it !!
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08-03-2012 17:09 by
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To the man that went the Block Buster store ?? Did you kick in the plywood around the windows or did Wayne Huizenga give you a key ??
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04-16-2012 20:28 by
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Have you ever noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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04-23-2012 10:56 by
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I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up!!!
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04-16-2012 12:59 by
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I'll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar.
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10-15-2012 11:20 by
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Like if you remember buying really silly stuff from Ronco ...Mr Microphone .. The pocket fisherman...aand who could forget the "Chop O Matic "
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04-23-2012 09:42 by
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Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
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04-16-2012 13:11 by
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
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04-23-2012 12:49 by
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I'll never be able to run for President because of what I did for a Klondike Bar.
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10-15-2012 11:20 by
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Like if you remember San francisco riding gear jeans
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06-02-2012 18:44 by
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