DRAGON-KING Funny Status Messages

   pretty much an exclamation mark in human form...

   "Now if I could just figure out something to do with my hands, I'd be set!" - Every white guy while dancing, ever.

   considers obese people to be dyslexic anorexic

   wondering where he can get a hardcover version of Facebook

   thinks Michael's heart: just couldn't Beat It . . . too soon? too soon?

   Michael Jackson is gone but none can be sure of the cause of death. Was it the Sunshine? The Moonlight? The Good Times? Or Boogie?