Brafty Crastard Funny Status Messages

   I don't make typos, I make new words.

   Officer: anything you say will be held against you. Me: Big T!ts!

   Say "eye" then spell "map" and then say "ness". :P

   You know it's time to wash your wank sock when you drop it and it sounds like plates dropping.

   You know your drunk when you get home from the bar, then grab and throw your hamster yelling "go pikachu!"

   Just scratched 2+2=5 on the back bumper of a smart car.

   Facebook should have a who cares button.