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Yes, I saw you dance. No, I don't have a dollar
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05-26-2010 22:53 by
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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05-20-2010 20:36 by
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people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
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It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.
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Trying is the first step toward failure.
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05-20-2010 03:13 by
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Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.
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05-20-2010 03:09 by
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Get off the phone while you driving and while your at it, pick a lane and stick to it
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05-19-2010 19:29 by
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you can pick your friends....you can pick your nose.......but you can't pick your friend's nose!
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05-19-2010 11:19 by
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do you really want Miracle Water made by Rev. Peter Popoff.com
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05-14-2010 13:49 by
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If a cop stops me and says "papers" and I say "scissors" do I win?
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05-14-2010 10:44 by
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if it is not on wikipedia, then you are wrong, lady
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05-13-2010 20:28 by
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If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, Obama supporters would have the White House filled with pimps and sluts
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05-11-2010 19:54 by
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It's called cocaine and you dont want no part of this sh!t...It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare
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05-07-2010 18:04 by
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just paid my electric bill, so i'm kinda low on the stuff we trade out for those ice cold beers
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05-05-2010 20:42 by
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Jesus is coming, Quick, look busy
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05-05-2010 20:39 by
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Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon
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05-04-2010 23:17 by
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A. B. C. D. E. F. G. Someone should've told you not to fu ck with me
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05-03-2010 23:21 by
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two nuns are riding their bikes down a small stone trail, one nun tells the other "wow, I've never came this way before", "yeah I know, it must be these stones
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I've just decided I want a bunch of kids with several baby mamas, so my children will all look different and I can match em' with my wardrobe
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04-28-2010 22:03 by
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Blaming a Happy Meal your kid is too fat, is like suing a gym for losing weight.
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04-28-2010 20:31 by
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