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they say you should never tell a joke about blind people, oh yeah? watch me
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01-03-2019 21:33 by
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My therapist told me to write letter to the people I hate and then burn them. OK. I did that, now what do I do with all these letters?
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10-24-2018 18:35 by
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So what if I can’t spell Armaggedon? … it’s not the end of the world.
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10-21-2018 12:37 by
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People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!
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10-21-2018 12:35 by
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I went to my local library yesterday, and asked: “Have you got a book on handling rejection without killing?”
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10-21-2018 12:34 by
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my girlfriend thinks I am in capable of being faithful my wife on the other hand.
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10-21-2018 12:27 by
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my girlfriend thinks I am afraid of commitment my wife on the other hand...
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08-30-2018 01:04 by
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no one could ever hate me half as much as I dont care
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08-30-2018 00:44 by
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Friends are a lot like trees they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe
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01-05-2018 00:13 by
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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
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01-05-2018 00:12 by
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How come we pay guys millions a year to toss a ball around, then when our teachers ask for a raise, we say they already make enough
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04-14-2014 00:24 by
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Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I've gotta go find my clothes.
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11-27-2013 23:11 by
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It’s scary to be a woman on a blind date. For all she knows the man she is meeting up with could be a rapist, a murderer, or, God forbid, a politician
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11-18-2013 00:24 by
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Ringing in the “New Year” apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late… in October.
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10-28-2013 01:00 by
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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10-23-2013 23:29 by
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The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.
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10-22-2013 00:03 by
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Trapped in an elevator with a dead body again. Well not exactly dead yet but he's making noises with his gum
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10-21-2013 00:12 by
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If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial.
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10-17-2013 21:52 by
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i tried to catch some Fog but I Mist
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09-26-2013 00:28 by
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Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
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08-30-2013 02:22 by
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