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pulled my groin playing reindeer games!
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12-06-2015 16:17 by
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no really what are reindeer games ?
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11-26-2015 20:46 by
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so is anybody in the bathroom,drinking wine out of a red solo cup, hiding from the family yet?
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11-26-2015 20:19 by
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ever have a large lunch and go up a cup size?
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11-23-2015 17:37 by
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CAN I JUST GET A DAMM CUP OF COFFEE?
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11-10-2015 22:44 by
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OK WHERE CAN I EAT AT AND NOT PISS EVERYBODY OFF?
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11-10-2015 22:42 by
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Ever watch the tv show 2 broke girls and get jealous of their bank account
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11-05-2015 22:46 by
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They can quit giving me phone books. Just saying
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10-15-2015 18:01 by
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I need to stop lying to myself !!! This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween !
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10-15-2015 17:58 by
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my life coach told me to just let the clock run out!
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06-16-2015 21:16 by
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i have completed 38 of the 50 shades of grey
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03-24-2015 21:00 by
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what wine goes with Mood Stabilizers
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02-07-2015 13:47 by
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Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
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02-04-2015 22:11 by
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I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
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02-04-2015 22:10 by
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i think the NFL may be getting close in over hyping the superbowl!
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01-31-2015 22:16 by
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i knew The Kardashians.we going to screw us up. look what it did too Bruce!!! freaking 0.j.
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01-31-2015 21:50 by
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I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!
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01-27-2015 21:53 by
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FYI 'I'm here so I won't get fined'
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01-27-2015 21:12 by
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when you Realize that loud sound in the dryer is your cell phone! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
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01-24-2015 16:48 by
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my mature level IS , I still giggle when singing about nuts in christmas carols
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12-22-2014 19:54 by
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