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Hit "Like" if you're tired of everyone on Facebook telling you to hit "Like."
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07-02-2012 09:20 by
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New condom slogan...."Wrap it in latex or give her your paychex."
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06-29-2012 21:51 by
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I do feel that it is appropriate for us all to get on our knees and thank the good Lord that spiders do not fly.
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06-21-2012 21:10 by
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Find your little island of "OK" in a vast sea of "Holy crap!"
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06-19-2012 21:03 by
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I want to be famous and make a cure that saves tens of people!
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06-17-2012 14:33 by
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I spend 500% of my life exaggerating!
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06-16-2012 15:24 by
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I don't get this hole poking thing.
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06-15-2012 19:53 by
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"Step one: Cut a hole in the box!"
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06-15-2012 00:53 by
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John Wayne Toilet Tissue: It's Rough - It's Tough And It Don't Take Crap Off Anyone
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06-13-2012 23:30 by
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enjoying the sounds of a 2 year old having a meltdown...so soothing
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06-13-2012 19:59 by
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With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!
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06-12-2012 15:16 by
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I was tickling a toad on his right flipper! Frog giggles amuse me!
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06-08-2012 00:04 by
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Just treated my nostrils to a Brazilian!!
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06-02-2012 17:17 by
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Breaking news the 5th Dentist caved and now 5 out 5 recommend trident gum!!!!!!!!
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05-31-2012 00:06 by
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The older and fatter I get the more my underwear makes me feel like a dolphin trapped in a tuna net.
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05-23-2012 23:26 by
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"Latin , Latin smooth as satin que hora es it's Latin time!!"
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05-20-2012 15:05 by
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Stevie Wonder's nephew was charged with trying to extort his famous uncle....I guess Stevie never saw that coming!
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05-12-2012 10:48 by
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Cello Green has T-Rex arms.
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05-01-2012 22:56 by
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Don't you hate it when being polite and holding a door open turns into a "clowns in a car trick"?
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04-29-2012 18:43 by
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This whole "Cup half empty, Cup half full" argument should state what is IN the cup before people start judging!!
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02-17-2012 16:54 by
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