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Can't wait 'til I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear.
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05-10-2011 16:02 by
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This vodka diet is freaking awesome, I've already lost 3 days.
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05-10-2011 16:00 by
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It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk.
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04-20-2011 21:48 by
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At work, when you don't know what to do, just walk fast and look worried.
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03-24-2011 09:13 by
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"Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.
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03-19-2011 19:23 by
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plan for the day. 1. get off work and drink till Monday. 2.figure the rest out later
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03-17-2011 18:42 by
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When did "wear something green" turn into "dress like an idiot?"
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03-17-2011 18:42 by
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Smile. It's easier than explaining why you're sad.
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03-16-2011 16:47 by
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I found the key to success...however, I found a note from success's landlord saying that the locks have been changed.
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03-15-2011 23:02 by
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Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid.
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03-15-2011 20:32 by
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My lady asked me if we could go out to somewhere expensive the other night, so I took her to the gas station.
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03-11-2011 13:59 by
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A stark reminder that we're just guests on this planet.
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03-11-2011 13:59 by
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If the world is gonna end, I've got to start spending money faster. Anyone up for a party?
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03-11-2011 13:58 by
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We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.
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03-11-2011 13:57 by
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It's a hard thing not to trust the earth beneath your feet.
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03-11-2011 13:57 by
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I have life moments when all I can do is stop and say "Seriously?"
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03-09-2011 16:16 by
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If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can talk about it.
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03-09-2011 15:16 by
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If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!
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03-09-2011 15:15 by
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I don't have an attitude problem. I have an attitude that you have a problem with. Therefore, I just have an attitude!
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03-09-2011 15:13 by
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Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.
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03-09-2011 12:00 by
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