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I wish "Earth Day" was a realityh show in which we can vote people off of the planet.
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04-24-2014 12:16 by
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"Knock Knock! .... "Who's there" . . . .Not the Malaysian airplane pilot
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03-19-2014 15:03 by
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Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
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01-17-2014 14:09 by
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The best way to live a miserable life is to pay attention to what other people are saying about you.
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01-15-2014 15:11 by
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I'm not a reIigious person, I dont believe in a god, but that wont stop me from wishing you all a MERRY CHRlSTMAS!!!
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12-23-2013 16:16 by
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Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
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11-20-2013 14:27 by
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maybe the Giants should sign Charlie Sheen so he can teach him how to start "winning"
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10-06-2013 18:57 by
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As long as I work with somebody named Mike, Wednesdays will never be boring.
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09-25-2013 15:13 by
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Dear teeth whiteners. .. you have a set of teeth on the bottom too.. you're like the guys at the gym that don't do legs..
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09-04-2013 11:31 by
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Joan Rivers doesnt look a day over $225,000
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08-27-2013 00:45 by
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It's wierd paying taxes as a stoner knowing that a portion will be used trying to incarcerate yourself.
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07-21-2013 04:28 by
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If stalking was considered a romantic gesture I'd probably be married by now.
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07-18-2013 16:43 by
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I just found a whisker in my general tso chicken
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06-26-2013 14:52 by
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Kim n kanye should name their kid 'KiIlevry" .. .. KiIlevry Kardashian has a nice ring too it
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06-21-2013 09:02 by
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What does a fat musIim say? ALLAH SNACKBAR!
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04-25-2013 14:28 by
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So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, "The good outnumber you, and we always will."
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04-17-2013 01:48 by
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Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
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03-27-2013 15:37 by
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At the Karma Cafe, there are no menus. You get served what you deserve.
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02-27-2013 11:41 by
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I'm surprised nobody ever complained that the grape dude in the Fruit of the Loom commercials is black
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02-26-2013 10:54 by
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Everybody's got their own aIcohol they won't ever touch again because of an awful teenage experience
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02-22-2013 09:16 by
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