Rachael Funny Status Messages

   Wondering if you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

   oh dear... I seemed to have lost my diet instead of the weight...

   A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it

   Has a huge Migraine.... I think this is gods way of saying quit laughing at Hellen Keller Jokes.