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   messageicon Canada: Compared to the USA, it's the North American equivalent to the kids' table at a holiday dinner.
←Rate | 01-30-2017 12:35 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the protests back in 2011 when Obama stopped the Iraqi refugees from entering the States for six months? Neither do I.
←Rate | 01-30-2017 08:22 by Mickey Comments (3)  


   messageicon What bothers me most about liberal women, is that none of them are hot enough to be this stupid.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 13:15 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a druggist and a drug dealer? One sells drugs LEGALLY. What's the difference between an immigrant who came to the US lawfully, and one who snuck in? One's here LEGALLY. See?
←Rate | 01-28-2017 15:15 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I lost my virginity when I was 15. It was smokin' hot until I bit her thigh and all the air leaked out.
←Rate | 01-26-2017 10:51 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were an actual snowflake, ie the feathery ice crystal with a sixfold symmetry, I'd be highly insulted.
←Rate | 01-26-2017 08:05 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't the bigger question: How many people attended the Hillary Inauguration?
←Rate | 01-24-2017 03:46 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm really not a "know it all"... For instance, up until recently, I thought cunnilingus was an Irish Airline.
←Rate | 01-23-2017 10:52 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel an originality rush coming on. Think I'll make a dog face on Snapchat.
←Rate | 01-23-2017 10:41 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd be all for the Women's March protest if they added, "off a cliff" to the name of the event.
←Rate | 01-20-2017 07:47 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing to believe in is to not believe in anything.
←Rate | 01-17-2017 23:03 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Many people are afraid of heights. Not me, though. I'm afraid of widths.
←Rate | 01-17-2017 13:05 by Mickey Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm the proud grandfather of a new baby boy. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
←Rate | 01-17-2017 13:02 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
←Rate | 01-17-2017 13:00 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone I know just had a great great grandchild. That kid comes from a long line of fucl<ers.
←Rate | 01-15-2017 12:51 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Purina hung up on me. I suggested mouse flavored cat food.
←Rate | 01-15-2017 11:58 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard someone say they wouldn't wish Dementia/Alzheimers on their WORST ENEMY. I would. They'd forget about killing me.
←Rate | 01-13-2017 15:50 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said, "You're driving me to my grave!" I had the car out in two minutes.
←Rate | 01-13-2017 15:43 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon The point in making a point is to actually make a point,
←Rate | 01-12-2017 09:36 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
←Rate | 01-11-2017 14:21 by Mickey Comments (0)  



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