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Happy Single's Discrimination Day. You'll be takiing matters in your own hands. Don't forget to clean up. . .. . .
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02-14-2017 08:04 by
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I just save $329.99 from not buying 30 vials of Restasis for dry eyes by having someone come by my house three times a day and poke me in the eyes...
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02-08-2017 21:07 by
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Desert is different from Dessert. You can have as many desserts as you want, but you can only stand in one desert at a time, the english laungauge will get you every time. . .
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02-08-2017 21:01 by
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If you think about it, to come clean is not an option. . .
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02-03-2017 13:34 by
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Too F#CKED up how much of the population has been dumb down to march for rights you already have ! ! !
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01-31-2017 05:23 by
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Too bad after 146 yrs Ringling Brothers Circus is closing. Well, there is always Facebook. . .
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01-16-2017 19:20 by
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Life was a lot easier when I believed in Santa Claus. . .
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01-06-2017 14:19 by
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Taking a bullet for someone is nothing. Take a nuclear warhead to the chest, now that's impressive....
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01-05-2017 19:49 by
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If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year. . .
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12-31-2016 22:15 by
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Ladies, I'm renting myself out tonight, who needs a New Years Eve Date. . .
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12-31-2016 10:53 by
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I gave Santa Chocolate Laxative chip cookies...
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12-28-2016 21:09 by
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To all the horny female teachers out there. There are grown men who will gladly let you sexually abuse them. . .
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12-12-2016 10:09 by
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To any of my single Lady friends, if your wish to have me naked for Christmas, private message me. Thanks.
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12-10-2016 13:54 by
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I called a crematory to make an appointment, they told me they don't do live customers...
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12-03-2016 11:33 by
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I never cared to look for Waldo. . .
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11-30-2016 19:56 by
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The only reason God gave women legs, is so they don't leave snail trails. . .
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11-30-2016 10:23 by
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Ladies, unless you really want to bang me, please stop poking me if you're not going to follow through. . .
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11-27-2016 20:37 by
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It's national turkey club sandwich Friday. . .
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11-25-2016 18:00 by
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Everyone done going turkey hunting in the frozen section ?
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11-19-2016 15:44 by
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No, Sorry.. I don't watch dancing with the.. who gives a f#ck. .
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11-16-2016 08:54 by
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