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At this stage of the football season, all I care about is #s and food.
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01-19-2014 21:43 by
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If your significant other wont swallow the milk left over in a bowl of cereal, chances are that's not all they won't swallow.
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01-06-2014 01:05 by
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Don't make me choke you with this imaginary cell phone cord.
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12-25-2013 00:26 by
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There will soon come a time were I can not voice my OPINION by saying,"I HATE vile Brussels Sprouts!!" For fear of offending Farmers and the general population. So consider yourselves informed.
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12-23-2013 16:39 by
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Stop saying you have lake front property, that's a freakin' ponding basin.
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12-21-2013 18:32 by
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Just discovered: A cup of noodles consists of two noodles, a half mile long.
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12-05-2013 15:54 by
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My Supervisor is complaining that he's tired of eating chicken all the time, as I sit here eating a "chicken flavored" cup of noodles.
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12-05-2013 15:48 by
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Brrr, today is a good day to double-up on the underwear.
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12-05-2013 11:11 by
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Ten minutes left in the workday. This is where I use the restroom, and wash my hands for a long time.
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12-04-2013 18:25 by
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"Toats Mcgoats!!!!!"
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12-03-2013 14:33 by
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I think my pet bird just called me a murderer.
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11-28-2013 22:53 by
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After the first of the year, my healthcare plan will be a Band-Aid and a prayer.
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11-25-2013 18:48 by
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Not judging at all, but if you have a mullet in your commercial, you might want to update your advertising.
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11-25-2013 03:25 by
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On this night 30 years ago, I found out that wrecking on roller skates while wearing parachute pants was no bueno.
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11-22-2013 16:01 by
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there anything worse than being on vacation, and your copy of Enter The Dragon won't play because of a scraaaaatch????
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11-21-2013 15:21 by
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Ever have a dream you just want to write down so you can turn it into a movie? An island with dinosaurs, and a T-Rex. A T-REX!!!!!
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11-21-2013 07:42 by
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Attention burglars: We may or may not be home. Or maybe we are hunters, waiting for you to get closer for a kill shot
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11-20-2013 20:31 by
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Just once, I'd like to look at the ingredients of a bottled water and see the words "Sea Monkeys".
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11-19-2013 14:36 by
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It's universal, to point out old skool soda cans and chip bags during classic movies.
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11-17-2013 21:36 by
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This status, is guaranteed not to be on an E Card
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11-17-2013 13:00 by
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