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Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back...
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02-05-2012 21:26 by
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You were born an original. Don`t die a copy!
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02-05-2012 21:27 by
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I may not be the best, but I'm definitely not like the rest!
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02-05-2012 21:29 by
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Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package...
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02-05-2012 21:31 by
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A lot of problems would disappear if people talked to each other more than talking about each other.
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02-07-2012 08:57 by
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Never reject anybody in your life, because good people give us happiness and bad people give us experience. Both are essential in life!
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02-07-2012 08:58 by
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The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it...
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02-07-2012 09:01 by
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Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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02-07-2012 09:07 by
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A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. All you do is play games...
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02-07-2012 09:09 by
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Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
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02-07-2012 09:10 by
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When I get old, I don't want people thinking, "what a sweet old grandpa..." I want them to worry - "I hope he is not armed with AK 47..."
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02-08-2012 18:17 by
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Still haven't heard Obama or GOP candidates say anything about getting rid of Jersey Shore or deporting Justin Bieber back to Canada…
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02-08-2012 18:37 by
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Valentine's Day: Dinner for two - $80, Dessert - $20, Flowers - $50, Gold Necklace - $250, Bottle of French Champagne - $100, Godiva Strawberry Chocolates - $60… Look on his face after she says - “I'm on a period…” PRICELESS!!!
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02-09-2012 18:05 by
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Condoms DO NOT guarentee safe sex anymore... A FB friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's Husband...
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02-09-2012 22:22 by
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If a girl stabs you with a knife on the first date… How many days should you wait to ask her out again???
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02-09-2012 22:32 by
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Conference (noun), Definition: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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02-10-2012 07:02 by
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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock...
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02-10-2012 07:02 by
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
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02-10-2012 07:03 by
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If you need space then work at NASA
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02-10-2012 07:04 by
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Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
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02-10-2012 07:04 by
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