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Christmas - The time of year when you can get the whole dysfunctional family together under one roof!
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12-13-2016 21:24 by
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Ryan Lochte is going to be a father, which proves that no matter how stupid you may be, it only takes one strong swimmer to get somebody pregnant.
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12-15-2016 05:13 by
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I've had only had one glass of wine. . . Glass, bottle. . . whatever. . . A bottle is glass, right ??
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12-19-2016 15:34 by
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I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me Limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
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12-19-2016 15:37 by
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Dear Santa, yea I was naughty this year ..and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental b*stard!
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12-19-2016 18:28 by
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Merry hammered people! I'm Christmas!
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12-24-2016 22:42 by
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Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Hillary too..
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12-28-2016 15:20 by
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“Catch me outside, how about that?
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01-26-2017 11:19 by
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Still waiting for Activision to come out with "Call of Duty" for Atari 2600
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02-09-2017 21:31 by
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All houses made out of wood are tree houses.
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01-19-2018 23:52 by
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What if... what if dogs love us so much because they know we're made of bones.
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10-13-2018 20:08 by
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Place aluminum foil in a paper shredder ... BOOM TINSEL !!
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12-14-2018 20:52 by
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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
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12-25-2018 21:24 by
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I put in an URGENT REQUEST to Santa last night for a mirror so you can locate that STICK that's UP YOUR @$S and REMOVE IT!!
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12-19-2019 19:36 by
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I’m convinced that Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars are made by Dyson.
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06-04-2020 22:16 by
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🎶 ...No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreadin' your germs all over the place... 🎶
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06-04-2020 22:27 by
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Judge: "how do you plead?" Me: "your honor I plead oopsie daisies."
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07-03-2020 11:50 by
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Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self-centered lives already in progress.
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01-03-2021 14:00 by
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Fun Fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, "Marco" and then an even fainter, "Polo."
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02-25-2021 17:05 by
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Does anyone know where I can get more Lite-Brite pegs?... I'm trying to finish my Will and Testament.
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11-24-2021 16:10 by
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