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I often wonder about people who say : Feels like I am wearing a diaper. I am curious is that something they practice in private. . .
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06-12-2014 18:09 by
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Another phrase/saying I do not understand : Some people are real a$$holes. Is that any different from a fake a$$hole. . .
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06-12-2014 18:16 by
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I time travel every day, from yesterday to today. . .
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06-16-2014 19:18 by
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Let me be the first to say, I don't give a fly monkey kcuf the Kardashians are back. . .
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06-20-2014 11:25 by
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I am running for King in our next election, this president su - cks. . .
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06-23-2014 06:19 by
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Have you noticed the words: Happy and Horny each have six letters like the number six has an x in it just like the word sex. Coincidence, I think not. . .
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06-24-2014 16:19 by
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Aaa the economy. The only people doing good is some black guy, his wife, two daughters.. and they live in a big white house they don't belong in. . .
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06-25-2014 16:30 by
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It's been a while since anybody has posted they're having a bagel, sorry no pictures. . .
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06-27-2014 20:20 by
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I didn't know which one of my multiple personalities I wanted to be today, so I stayed home instead. . .
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07-03-2014 19:37 by
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Life is a vicious circle, I will trip you during a game of musical chairs. . .
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07-03-2014 19:41 by
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Dave Coulier's wedding turns into a full house of I don't give a F#Ck. . . . . .
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07-03-2014 19:44 by
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Time to remove the little project black boy out of office ASAP !
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07-06-2014 15:33 by
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If we sacrifice Justine Beiber to Satan, it would bring world peace. . .
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07-13-2014 01:42 by
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I might not be prince charmin honey and you're not a fairy princess... so stop acting like that vajaja is gold plated. . .
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07-15-2014 08:05 by
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I will pay anyone $100 bucks to be at my wake in a Reapers costume holding a scythe. I will have it in my will to anyone who wants that job. . .
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07-15-2014 23:46 by
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69 + 69 = dinner for four. . .
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07-15-2014 23:47 by
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I'm still wondering exactly how long a cotton picking minute really is. Does anyone know ?
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07-16-2014 00:04 by
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So I thought about asking the love of my life to marry me. Chicken Parmesan. . .
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07-16-2014 00:05 by
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It's that time of year we need a Frozen Margarita truck. . .
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07-16-2014 00:15 by
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I have more people on my block list than some of you have on your friends list. . .
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07-16-2014 20:07 by
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