Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   it might be helpful and less stressful to have a baby AFTER you finish college. Not before.

   Thanks for letting us know how "bored" and "lonely" you are....Next time let us know if we even care.

   you have thousands of friends, but very little comments....What does that tell you?

   can be found at The Last house on the left...

   hates it when you ask someone "How was your day?" and all they say is "good, and yours?" Thank you for summing up your day with just one word. Way to be detailed.

   if I had to comment your status with "What happened?" and you reply "I don't even want to talk about it...", do you think maybe you should have kept it to yourself?

   luckily for some adults, illiteracy is not a crime.

   Dear Monopoly, Thanks for the free parking and community chest.

   No letters were harmed in the making of this status message.

   why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?

   a woman was found dead at her home last night. Cause of death was Twittering. Apparently she had too many followers(stalkers).

   What's better?..A hot woman drinking more than you or that same woman buying you drinks?

   wanna brag about how many followers you have and don't know, talk about useless crap, and prove to people how lonely you are.....Then join Twitter.

   's dad asked him for a balloon ride, but he said "No, I don't wanna be a hoax"

   really thinks Myspace is a female...So many mood swings and changes.

   This status update is brought to you by your drug addiction to facebook.

   what's the difference between 'Live Feed' and 'News Feed?' Isn't all the news supposed to be Live!!!

   there sure is going to be a lot of people losing their virginity in the year 2012.

   Here's a question: You ever wonder how many REAL friends you had before the whole Facebook, Myspace, & Twitter thing came into existence?.......You're wondering now.

   why do people on Facebook make a effort out of telling everybody in a huge paragraph how bad & boring their day was to make people feel sympathetic...Get over it, everybody has their bad days but maybe it would be better if you kept it to yourself.