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Sometimes I think NASA is making shit up just to see if anyone's listening.
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02-07-2011 22:29 by
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I'll have a coke please . Hhmmm is Pepsi ok ? Hhmm how about no ! Is monopoly money ok ?
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02-09-2011 15:46 by
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be "Nobody" so when I see stupid crap people post, I can "Like" it. And it will say "Nobody Likes This"
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02-09-2011 18:40 by
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Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....
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02-09-2011 19:12 by
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I hate you cheetos . You ruined all my good jeans .
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02-11-2011 12:26 by
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No facebook, I wanna know what's on your mind!
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02-11-2011 13:41 by
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5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette
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02-11-2011 16:25 by
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Guys, if you really want her to stop complaining about the toilet seat being up, pee with it down a few times.
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02-11-2011 22:21 by
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Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.
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02-12-2011 17:17 by
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If you have kids, your life is kids. If you don't, your life is going out to eat and buying electronics.
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02-12-2011 17:20 by
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When you find someone who finally understands you, the world will go away.
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02-13-2011 12:12 by
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When people ask "do you believe in aliens?", I just say "have you seen Lady Gaga?"
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02-13-2011 22:58 by
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Girls gain weight because their brains can't hold all the info so it spreads to other places. Therefore she's not fat, she's a genius.
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02-14-2011 11:45 by
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What makes the Superbowl half time show better than the Grammys? The Superbowl half-time show was only 1/2 hour.
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02-14-2011 11:52 by
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Facebook keeps showing me my ex "people you may know" Yes, FB, "People I wish I didn't know" quit taunting me on Vday!
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02-14-2011 11:52 by
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Happy "Romantically Challenged" Day.
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02-14-2011 12:48 by
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Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentine's Day with explosives.
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02-14-2011 12:49 by
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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.
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02-14-2011 12:49 by
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Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day."
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02-14-2011 13:43 by
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I just got an email asking me if I wanted to "be larger so I could please my lady." Heck no! She's the one who put me on this diet to begin with!
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02-14-2011 16:41 by
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