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they say you should never tell a joke about blind people, oh yeah? watch me
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01-03-2019 21:33 by
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Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up
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02-03-2010 00:56 by
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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
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07-03-2013 20:08 by
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A Tip Having anything Like XXYoUnGmOn3y666xx As your Name equals Fail
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04-16-2010 22:41 by
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If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
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02-27-2010 10:56 by
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If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
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01-17-2012 11:02 by
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The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.
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10-22-2013 00:03 by
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We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?
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11-26-2010 09:08 by
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How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down
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02-13-2010 14:36 by
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Do Not Disturb I I am already disturbed enough
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01-04-2010 20:44 by
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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01-17-2012 11:12 by
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Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?
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07-03-2013 02:10 by
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. If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
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11-26-2010 13:15 by
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i tried to catch some Fog but I Mist
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09-26-2013 00:28 by
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I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night
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02-26-2010 19:22 by
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On the other hand... You have differnt fingers
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03-13-2010 01:16 by
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How come we pay guys millions a year to toss a ball around, then when our teachers ask for a raise, we say they already make enough
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04-14-2014 00:24 by
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The sign it Said wet floor, So I did.
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03-06-2010 13:52 by
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my girlfriend thinks I am afraid of commitment my wife on the other hand...
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08-30-2018 01:04 by
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My therapist told me to write letter to the people I hate and then burn them. OK. I did that, now what do I do with all these letters?
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10-24-2018 18:35 by
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