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Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.
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03-31-2022 20:05 by
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Going to Mark Zuckerberg's house to move around all his furniture and see how he likes it !!!
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09-28-2011 08:22 by
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▒▒broke my spac▒ebar but ▒▒a▒▒ little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay….
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07-17-2011 22:30 by
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..R.I.P - Adam Yauch, Co- Founder of the Beastie Boys
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05-05-2012 02:24 by
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Official sponsor and supplier for the London 2012 Olympic Games. ..RAIN !
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07-30-2012 22:14 by
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
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10-10-2011 22:46 by
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Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Hillary too..
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12-28-2016 15:20 by
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I’m convinced that Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars are made by Dyson.
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06-04-2020 22:16 by
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North Korea is shaking some big balls at the United States, though they're most likely photoshopped !
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04-04-2016 18:44 by
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Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! It's off to sleep I go. I'll crawl in bed and rest my head. Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho!
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04-05-2022 22:46 by
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the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
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05-08-2012 19:17 by
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Still waiting for Activision to come out with "Call of Duty" for Atari 2600
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02-09-2017 21:31 by
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Ryan Lochte is going to be a father, which proves that no matter how stupid you may be, it only takes one strong swimmer to get somebody pregnant.
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12-15-2016 05:13 by
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Dear Santa, yea I was naughty this year ..and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental b*stard!
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12-19-2016 18:28 by
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Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or it'll come back and take your balls out.
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05-22-2012 20:13 by
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Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏. What I see: ǽ₮∂₩£. What the pharmacist sees: Aspirin you dumb ass.
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05-22-2012 20:09 by
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Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self-centered lives already in progress.
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01-03-2021 14:00 by
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We used to be young and carefree, and now we have a favorite cashier at the grocery store.
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04-08-2022 15:32 by
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▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos.
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04-16-2012 18:25 by
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“Catch me outside, how about that?
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01-26-2017 11:19 by
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