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I'll never forget the awesome feeling in kindergarten when I had the largest box of crayons with the sharpener.
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11-14-2012 22:19 by
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when I was a YOUNG artist.... my box of CRAYONS would only last ONCE...I would burn and MELT them into ART!
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09-09-2010 22:47 by
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I will abide by every single law and regulation while driving...not because I'm a good driver, but because there's a COP behind me.
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03-17-2011 16:51 by
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I'm glad that "worchestershire" isn't a word we have to use everyday! I would appear retarded.
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10-17-2012 09:55 by
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I've done more today than I've done in 4 years.
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02-29-2012 20:07 by
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I was driving thru Farmville and I had to pee...so I pulled over and fertilized your crops.
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04-25-2011 20:45 by
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You know you're getting old when the faster you move... the more you forget!
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11-07-2012 10:03 by
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prostitutes have the best job! They SELL their body.... and then they get to keep it!
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03-11-2011 12:31 by
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When someone yells STOP, I don't know if it's In the Name of Love, it's Hammertime, or that I should Stop, Collaborate, and Listen.
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10-04-2012 11:05 by
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One of the hardest things I ever had to do as a kid was OPEN a Band-Aid with a cut finger... using a stupid red string.
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03-25-2013 12:28 by
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I had a FULL SLAB of chicken RIBS for lunch, and I'm still hungry.
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02-17-2011 14:06 by
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Hi, I'm Tom Bodet for Motel 6. We'll leave the LYSOL.
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01-02-2013 12:34 by
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Apparently, you no longer have to be 21 to consume Budweiser!
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02-27-2013 10:48 by
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All day I've been getting calls from the number "1"... I finally answered it and NO ONE was there.
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05-08-2013 14:58 by
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