MikeM Funny Status Messages

   so "Diet Pepsi" and "Diet Coke" are now linked to increased weight, diabetes, risk of stroke/heart disease and they ruin your taste buds.... Can we change the name now to just "Gross Tasting Drink"?

   Alarm, snooze, check Facebook...

   "One, two, Freddy's comin' for you... Three, four, you'd better lock your door..." oh wait, wrong holiday!

   “I like smoking a pipe of sweet hemp.” – Abraham Lincoln

   Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.

   Dear Facebook, please remove the instant "share" button. The newsfeed was no much cleaner when people were just too lazy to copy and paste.

   When I say, "That's interesting", don't assume it is, or that you are right or that I even I agree with you; most likely it means I am not really listening...

   In an effort to save the economy the Government will be downsizing the population. Soon it will begin eliminating all the ugly people. My eyes began to water and my heart dropped when I thought of you, hang in there my friend. Be strong.

   Thank goodness Jon Bon Jovi is alive after all, Nickleback would be nothing without him.

   I love "words with friends" so much I wish they would make it a board game.

   the world is ending Saturday??? Oh well this is bogus, it was supposed to be December 21, 2012?