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No, I'm not "done sleeping." In fact, I will never be done sleeping, I'm merely taking a break in order to earn money so that I may keep my bed in its current, climate-controlled location.
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03-28-2010 02:11 by Dylan Bosch
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Some 12 year old called my house at 2:45 this morning to ask if I ordered Indian food. I said, "Are you serious? I ordered that 8 hours ago!" He stuttered, apologized, and hung up! Prank Call Reversal!
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05-13-2011 11:25 by Dylan Bosch
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My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."
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08-19-2010 13:46 by Dylan Bosch
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I have a recurring, hour-long meeting set on my work calendar for 4pm on Fridays. There's no actual meeting, but I'll be damned if I let someone schedule a real one at that time."
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03-04-2011 11:20 by Dylan Bosch
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Did Greek sculptors make their subjects stand outside in the cold, or have penises just gotten a lot bigger since the ancient times? Either way, trips to the museum always boost my ego."
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08-17-2010 20:55 by Dylan Bosch
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A Brunette, A Blonde and a Man with Dandruff walk out of an Elevator, The Brunette says to the Blonde "Someone need's to give that guy some Head & Shoulders!" the Blonde asks "How do you give Shoulders?"
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05-11-2011 23:14 by Dylan Bosch
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It bothers me that someone may steal my identity and use it to make thousands of dollars behind my back. It bothers me because I currently have my identity and can't figure out how to do that.."
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07-22-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch
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If you die in a manner that leaves your body unrecognizable they identify you by your dental records; if they don't know who you are, how in the world would they know who your dentist is?"
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03-04-2011 11:18 by Dylan Bosch
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some girl told me straight up that she had a boyfriend.. I said well I have a Goldfish! she said what? Oh, I thought we were talking about sh*t that didn't matter."