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   messageicon Does anyone else have a feeling that Pakistan knows where the Hamburglar is?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 07:55 by me40299 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said that laughter is the best medicine has obviously never had broken ribs.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:11 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Psychotherapy is like the boardgame Clue: "I know who did it. It was my mother, with the passive-aggression, in the 80's."
←Rate | 02-08-2011 18:43 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Free Tibet* --- *with the purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 17:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do all the women on Maury SCREAM when they talk?
←Rate | 03-01-2011 13:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never chase them, quickly replace them. Mistakes? Nahh, I don't retrace them. I just move on and mentally erase them.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 01:36 by Seddy90 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The Cavs win twice, the Tribe sweeps Boston, the Heat lose and LeBron's mom gets arrested. You can't deny that KARMA Cleveland.......
←Rate | 04-07-2011 15:17 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you survive any given fashion fad, you are allowed to wear it forever according to my dad
←Rate | 12-01-2017 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Brown's Mother is set to speak at the DNC tonight. Now I wasn't going to watch anymore of this crap, but I don't think that I'll be able to look away from this inevitable train wreck.
←Rate | 07-26-2016 16:44 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon We live in a curious time in history where for the first time parents send their children off to College and they return to us as mental toddlers.
←Rate | 12-09-2016 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Asking new laws and expecting criminals to folllos them is the definition of insanity
←Rate | 02-23-2018 00:54 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will destroy a Millennial's ability to even.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Just because she weighed as much as 2 people, that doesn't mean you had a threesome."
←Rate | 08-31-2018 12:58 by Stevielea Comments (1)  


   messageicon Yesterday was the ann'y of the OKC bombing but all the pathetic national news could talk about was Aaron Hernandez and Bill O'Reilly...
←Rate | 04-20-2017 14:09 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Just got scammed out of $25.00, Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes. "Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money. Pass this on so others don't get scammed.
←Rate | 04-21-2017 10:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Darth Vader took his mask off once and died within minutes. ‬
←Rate | 07-22-2020 09:06 Comments (1)  


   messageicon .... I remember way back when parents and schools made it a point to teach kids how to behave around cops ... and hardly anybody got shot by police ....... Boy were we weird.
←Rate | 09-22-2016 15:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Early voting across the nation has confirmed that World War 1 Veterans overwhelmingly support Hillary Clinton!!!
←Rate | 10-28-2016 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stealing TVs and looting stores is NOT justice.
←Rate | 05-30-2020 20:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cant we have a cage match Antifa vs, KKK instead of riots?
←Rate | 06-05-2020 10:43 Comments (0)  



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