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Curious to see if all these protestors tearing down statues will be celebrating Thanksgiving 
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a 2nd bottle of Worchestershire sauce ?
Two mass shootings in just over a week. Sure signs that the US is reopening and recovering from the pandemic.
I'm not saying she's bipolar, but for nearly two hours I thought her mood ring was a strobe light.
Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft
What goes up,must come down. If it hasn't after 4 hours,consult your doctor .
If you are a true Democrat, you must first ignore ALL of Hillary Clinton's lies, Corruption and Scandals ... THEN ... Go vote for her because of your perception of .... What the "Good" of the country is.
I'd rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.
The neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the creepy guy & I’m the only one not invited. Weird.
soup was invented in 1927 by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken
Sky News - "Man Arrested On Suicide Bomb Charges" I know nothing about this case, but i'm fairly confident it wasn't him.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
I'm really going to crap my pants today if there is an apocalypse. Of course, I might just crap them anyhow, regardless what happens.
There is nothing to be scared of. It is just the ramblings of a crazy and sad old man.
Without ME it's just AWESO..
I've been having this weird feeling all day, the only way I know how to describe it is: you know when you switch on a switch and nothing happens? That.
Harold Camping must not have realized that the rapture was just going to be for him...
My dad probably can't beat up your dad anymore.
You know when you are getting old when, you finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
We were without phone, TV and internet access for a few hours today. It was terrifying because I almost got some work done. 