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The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped.
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12-14-2011 13:52 by
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That one creaky floorboard that blows your cover.
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12-14-2011 11:39 by
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That moment of depression when you find out that you ran out of milk for your cereal.
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12-13-2011 23:15 by
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When you're in the car alone everyone outside is a serial killer.
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12-13-2011 22:59 by
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Next time I see a dead deer on the side of da road I'm going to leave & come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign says, "Help, need ride"
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12-13-2011 19:20 by
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I wish my farts would make people disintegrate like in "The Darkest Hour" movie trailer.
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12-13-2011 19:18 by
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The only time its acceptable for a girl to spit is if its into another girls mouth.
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12-13-2011 19:14 by
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2011- :( 1800- The muscles of my mouth are set downwards in an unamused manner.
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12-12-2011 20:03 by
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Makin Love Faces...(⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>__=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)
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12-12-2011 11:21 by
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Home Alone = Porn at MAX Volume
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12-11-2011 12:15 by
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I went to a Muslim strip club last night, everyone was shouting "SHOW US YER FACE"
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12-11-2011 00:30 by
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I keep a baseball bat under the bed just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me..
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12-11-2011 00:18 by
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Big girls take photos from the neck up.
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12-10-2011 18:27 by
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NBA = Nlggas Balling Again
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12-09-2011 10:01 by
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Who else thinks their ringtone is the best, but when you're in public and it rings, it's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
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12-08-2011 11:13 by
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took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
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12-08-2011 11:12 by
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If you turn on tennis and shut your eyes it sounds like a porno
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12-08-2011 10:55 by
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If the person is ugly , you call them a stalker. If the person is goodlooking, you call them a secret admirer.
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12-07-2011 21:35 by
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Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?
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12-07-2011 21:17 by
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When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return.
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12-07-2011 13:05 by
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