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Cool Fact:Fred Flintstone was the first ever man to become a vitamin 
My girlfriend asked me when I last had s ex with someone that wasn't her. I said.... "back in '06". It sounds much better than "June"
Behind every boss there are employees wondering if going to prison for felony assault would really be all that bad...
Grew up in the south so for me a fancy restaurant was a place that offered you the choice of biscuit or cornbread.
And when I die, this will all be yours...... *points to plastic bags filled with other plastic bags
I'm 100% convinced that for every sock that is lost in the dryer one comes back as an extra Tupperware lid
Q-Tips. The only product that warns you against its only use.
come on folks.... bring on the funnies
"Erectile Dysfunction" is such a harsh term. Why not just call it "Sleepy Peepee?"
Supermoon was OK... But according to Rotten Tomatoes, still way better than Supermoon v Batmoon.
What if Ghosts try to kill you only because they want you as a friend? You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
I'll be home for Christmas.....and in therapy by New Years.
Things Irish people simply won't do on St. Patrick's Day: 1) Drink green beer. 2) Twerk with leprechauns. 3) Spend $40 on dollar store stuff.
Discovery Channel - Conspiracies and Myths "Finding The Tooth Fairy" is on...... I hope they find her, she owes me money.
I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds, but then I got a Facebook Account and now I'm over it.
Facebook needs a "I'll Drink To That" button.
Bat : $300. Killer Sunglasses: $200. Batting Gloves: $30. Getting called out on strikes in slow pitch softball: PRICELESS.
Been reading up on the
thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
I refuse to accept your labels like "immature" & "irresponsible" & "don't drink while taking this medication".
Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
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