Dear Netflix, Thanks for all the great movies but can you please stop adding one's about pandemics as I'm fully capable of turning on the news. Thanks!
I feel like I'm watching a tv show called "Lockdown Got Talent" because this lockdown has people thinking they're gym instructors, chefs, dancers, etc...
Interviewer: You ever do time?
Me: I've mixed basil with weed, even freebased oregano, but I've never done thyme.
Interviewer: I meant in jail, but I think we're done here.