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And when I die, this will all be yours...... *points to plastic bags filled with other plastic bags
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08-17-2016 23:29 by
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I'm 100% convinced that for every sock that is lost in the dryer one comes back as an extra Tupperware lid
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09-01-2016 01:32 by
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Q-Tips. The only product that warns you against its only use.
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09-09-2016 15:49
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come on folks.... bring on the funnies
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10-13-2016 16:09
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"Erectile Dysfunction" is such a harsh term. Why not just call it "Sleepy Peepee?"
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10-15-2016 05:03
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If you are ever out in public and you see misbehaved kids running around - start running with them it really brings the nonsense to a halt.
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10-15-2019 04:14
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I wish I was as optimistic as the wives that believe they can change their husbands into the men they thought they married.
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10-23-2019 04:40
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Damn, I wish I had a structured settlement so I could get cash now!
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10-30-2019 13:47
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If you say "I'm fine" while squirting a can of whipped cream straight into your mouth, people won't believe you but they will also leave you alone.
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11-03-2019 06:14
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Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson are going to merge and become one company. Their new name will be "Titty Titty Bang Bang."
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11-17-2019 16:18
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if you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock thats humerus no, I’m not sorry
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11-18-2019 08:47
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Did you know the Boeing 767 is made up of 3.1 million parts from 800 different manufacturers, each of whom was the lowest bidder? Anyways, have safe flight when you head home for Thanksgiving!
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11-22-2019 10:56
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Divorce is never funny. Unless it’s happening to your ex who got engaged six weeks after you broke up.
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01-14-2020 06:35
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Accidentally left the plunger in the toilet, so yeah the wife is wide awake now.
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01-15-2020 06:40
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The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've never smpathized more with women in my life.
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01-16-2020 04:04 by
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It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart.
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01-19-2020 08:39
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I thought I liked movies but it turns out I just like eating candy in dark rooms where no one can talk to me
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01-21-2020 02:59 by
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According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.
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01-21-2020 08:12
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My neighbors kid thinks I'm some kind of wizard because I can start a car by blowing in a tube.
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01-30-2020 07:03
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All these people running around with masks on.... Made in China
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01-31-2020 15:04 by
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