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X is Interviewer: You ever do time? Me: I've mixed basil with weed, even freebased oregano, but I've never done thyme. Interviewer: I meant in jail, but I think we're done here.
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Ray
Tuesday July 4, 2017 @ 05:06 PM

Interviewer: Who is that a picture of?
Me: Why its John Podesta
Interviewer: Can you take it out of your lap?
Me: No
Interviewer: Could you atleast put pants back on???
LOLOL Go Trump baby!!! I love ya man!!!

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