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I'd appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.
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12-21-2011 16:21 by
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Given today's gas prices, Ludacris should consider finding hoeZ in the same area code.
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12-21-2011 12:02 by
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Nothing pisses me off more than going through a Drive-Thru with someone who says they don't want anything, then they start to eat your fries
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12-21-2011 11:20 by
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Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life : (‾(••)‾)
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12-20-2011 21:39 by
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When you have sex with someone for the first time you get an idea of what their ex liked
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12-20-2011 20:09 by
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I'm looking for a LeBron James sort of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.
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12-19-2011 22:49 by
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Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/
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12-19-2011 22:39 by
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Jesus had a snuggie first
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12-19-2011 22:28 by
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Profile Pictures: Guys- (•_•) Girls- (°3°)
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12-18-2011 15:32 by
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I realized Santa wasn't real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.
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12-18-2011 14:01 by
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Lil Wayne = 5% Black 95% Tattoos.
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12-16-2011 22:28 by
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White parents say, "Good morning, time for school" ...Black parents say, Getcha azz up, don't miss that bus
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12-16-2011 19:06 by
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You're not in the club(-.(-.(-_-).-).-) well f**k you guys t(-_-t)
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12-16-2011 11:02 by
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I've just bought a 3D Kindle. Or a book as I like to call it.
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12-15-2011 23:11 by
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Fellas: If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.
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12-15-2011 23:03 by
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If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie" and actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.
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12-15-2011 19:38 by
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Me: "Can we have Up Dog for dinner?" Mom: "What is up dog?" Me: "nothin just chilling
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12-15-2011 19:31 by
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The best way to get high for free is to tell potheads you've never smoked before.
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12-15-2011 19:15 by
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Shutting the door to force your pet into spending time with you.
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12-15-2011 16:30 by
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Birthdays then- 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' ... Birthdays now- 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!'
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