Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   not your daddy

   calculating the cost of a train ride to Hawaii

   ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ

   the reason for reason

   statusless.

   frickin awesome! 'Nough Said.

   a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.

   throwing away happy tissues

   listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...

   having delusions of adequacy

   doing what her rice crispies tell her to....

   so vein he probably thinks this status is about him

   can see Alaska from hisher house

   going to the store. Do you want anything?

   hates the status quo.

   "out of ideas, like this message. "

   hates what you're wearing

   HD Ready

   "making plans for tonight, want to be part of them? "

   got bitten by a mosquito and I liked it